ًWomen"s Types

موضوع: ًWomen"s Types الأحد يونيو 28, 2009 2:14 pm

HARD-DISK
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no
one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use
her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman :
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her
you will lose everything...

موضوع: رد: ًWomen"s Types الأحد يونيو 28, 2009 2:56 pm

thank you for the subject

موضوع: رد: ًWomen"s Types الثلاثاء يونيو 30, 2009 8:59 pm

thanks a lot
but what you say about man

موضوع: رد: ًWomen"s Types الثلاثاء يونيو 30, 2009 10:03 pm

nothing

موضوع: رد: ًWomen"s Types الثلاثاء يونيو 30, 2009 10:13 pm

You Tell us about men

موضوع: رد: ًWomen"s Types الإثنين أغسطس 09, 2010 3:20 pm

THENKS

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